May 2012
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So I had no voice at work today, and since I work...
thesoundofacolour: I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!”And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store,asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human.…it was the most adorable, awkward situation I had ever...
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Actual Math class dialogue:
Person: Somebody distract the teacher
Me: ...Why?
Person: I need to put something on her desk. It's her birthday present
Me: ...Kay
Teacher: Now class, any que-
Me: BEWARE THE JABBERWOCK MY SON! THE JAWS THAT BITE, THE CLAWS THAT CATCH!
Teacher: ...
Class: ...
Me: BEWARE THE JUB JUB BIRD AND SHUN, THE FRUMIOUS BANDERSNATCH!
Teacher: What
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I was reading an old Easyrider magazine today from...
feministsbakecupcakestoo: Lololololol.
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einsteinonacid: connectthedots: einsteinonacid: ineedtogetpaid: i thought LGBT was a sandwich Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato? I always order an LGBT but I only ever get Lettuce Glitter and Bacon. Yeah me too, actually… Plus it’s only ever on white bread?
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