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begmetocome:

littleoneem:

i-want-spankings:

quietcharms:

begmetocome:

Because men too have stretch marks … and i’m proud of mines , cause they remember me that once i was 30 kg larger , heavier and bigger … they are battle scars , a battle i’m winning ;-) 

this guy^
seriously. awesome.

Oh my. That’s.. Yummy

I think begging might be a possibility ;)

wow , i love these comments.. thank you all for that ! so many notes in just a couple hours.. i’m truly flattered , thanks !

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vile-insect:

 

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Anonymous Asked: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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fruitcrocs:

llttlemermaid:

elicrotch:

thebluezebra:

eggaroo:

oh my god

i think im crying

i think the biggest crime is that this cost 2000 dollars

they wrapped a 99 cent hot topic rainbow belt around a $2 fedora and super flued some dollar store cut out wings and sold it for $2000 to a brony… i am in the wrong business

~Le Dark Memer

(Source: umadokabro, via glitcheex)